Our Frank who art in airplanes, hallowed be thy name. Thy chopper come, thy will be done on Island as it is on the set of a Burt Reynolds movie. Give us this day our daily beard, and forgive us our weirdest damn funerals, as we forgive those who aren't going to Guam, are they? and lead us not into talking about bacon, but deliver us with duct tape.
Frank Lapidus once successfully piloted through a torrential snowstorm over the peaks of the Himalayas in an experimental Da Vinci-style flying machine… All while perfectly unwrapping and consuming a warm & sticky Fruit Roll-Up snack he’d been sitting on since a daring take-off from a mysteriously enchanted lost kingdom of gold.
it is, of course, the third anniversary of Lost ending today. did you know that all of Lapisus’ lines in season 6 can be compiled into a video that is only 2 minutes and 43 seconds long? more to the point, did you know that somebody actually compiled said video? we’re all learning today.