FUCK YEAH LAPIDUS!

Our Frank who art in airplanes, hallowed be thy name. Thy chopper come, thy will be done on Island as it is on the set of a Burt Reynolds movie. Give us this day our daily beard, and forgive us our weirdest damn funerals, as we forgive those who aren't going to Guam, are they? and lead us not into talking about bacon, but deliver us with duct tape.

Amen.

Can I get everybody’s attention?! Everybody, please! Listen up, folks! Here’s where we’re at. The radio’s dead, so I haven’t been able to call in our situation. But that’s all right. Soon as they figure out we’re not where we’re supposed to be, they’ll come looking for us. So best thing to do right now is just stick together. Stick together, hunker down and just wait till help gets here.

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