FUCK YEAH LAPIDUS!

Our Frank who art in airplanes, hallowed be thy name. Thy chopper come, thy will be done on Island as it is on the set of a Burt Reynolds movie. Give us this day our daily beard, and forgive us our weirdest damn funerals, as we forgive those who aren't going to Guam, are they? and lead us not into talking about bacon, but deliver us with duct tape.

Amen.

February 18, 2012
The absolute best "About me" I have ever read. EVER! [commence applause][followed by standing ovation] asked by mustachefiend

awww, thanks!! I may have spent way too much time on it!! :D

 

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